Random Thought #5

A woman drove me to drink, and I never stopped to thank her.

-J.M.

Random Thought #4

While applying for a job today I thought,
wouldn't it be cool if we lived in world
where food was free and money cost food?
I Think so.

-J.M.

Random Thought #3

An old man once asked me "Why do people always jump
into the middle of the road when I'm driving down
the sidewalk? What are they crazy?"
I replied "I don't know grandpa,... I just don't know".

-J.M.

Random Thought #2

Theres no I in Team, but there is a Me if you rearrange the letters.

-J.M.

Random Thought #1

If it takes one day for one chicken to lay one egg,
how long does it take a caterpiller with one leg
to stomp out all the seeds in a pickle?




The Answer Is
5 because pancakes don't have bones.

Think about it really hard and this might make sense to you.

-J.M.